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Re: Classless "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" Thread !
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2010, 08:21:07 PM »

Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.
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Re: Classless "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" Thread !
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2010, 04:00:06 PM »

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
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Re: Classless "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" Thread !
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2010, 10:20:36 AM »

Boy in School: [Firemen come to pull Flick off pole] Holy cow, it's the fire department!
Ralphie: Oh no...
Boy in School: [policemen come] Wow, it's the cops!
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Re: Classless "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" Thread !
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2010, 07:08:17 PM »

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating about diving with his brother into the gifts under the Christmas tree] We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.
Mr. Parker: Didn't I get a tie this year?
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Re: Classless "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" Thread !
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2010, 08:22:20 PM »

Narrator: Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

Mr. Parker: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother: He does not!
Mr. Parker: He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!
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Re: Classless "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" Thread !
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2010, 05:43:21 PM »

Miss Shields: Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I'm sure that the guilt you feel is far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don't you feel terrible? Don't you feel remorse for what you have done? Well, that's all I'm going to say about poor Flick.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught.
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Re: Classless "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" Thread !
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2010, 12:38:42 PM »

Ralphie: Scut Farkus!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Scut Farkus! What a rotten name! We were trapped. There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!
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Re: Classless "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" Thread !
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2011, 07:51:21 AM »

NOT A FINGAH!!!
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« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2011, 07:51:42 AM »

Your mouse is the blue thing, do not let it hit the wall next to, went to the other side where the red Oh ~ ~
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Re: Classless "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" Thread !
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2011, 07:58:30 AM »

And he's outa here!
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