NEW WARNING on the back of Sunflower Seeds
"Warning - Too many seeds in your mouth may become a danger to your health; we recommend only 20-30 seeds at a time. However, if you are a Jayhawk, 11 seeds are your choking hazards."
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Several years ago, K-State built a beautiful PGA style golf course called Colbert Hills.
KU, not wanting to be outdone, decided that they needed to build their own PGA style golf course.
After it was built, KU brought in a PGA official to inspect their new course.
The PGA official went out to the course to look it over.
When he came back, he said to the KU people, "You realize there are only 14 holes. What's up with that?"
The KU people said, "We’re having trouble making the final four".
